In what seems like a pretty
victimless crime (save the cost of the bacon), a North Dakota man broke into a
Bismarck home and cooked some bacon. He
also drank three beers. Then he left and
apparently did no further damage or took anything else.
The woman apparently has no male
relatives or boyfriend who could have been hungry and thirsty. She also seems to be pretty pissed about
losing a plate of bacon and some beer, which is somewhat justified, until you
think, what man was hungry and thirsty enough to break into a home and only get
a salty, tasty, meal. And someone who
took nothing else in the house and did no further damage. These can be hard
times for many. Hard times calling for a tasty, fulfilling meal.
There was no report on whether
the bacon burglar cleaned up after himself, which would be the ultimate
crime. Though, according to KX news,
that can be inferred. She reported to
police that she smelled bacon and could see that it had been cooked. By what, a greasy skillet, or a washed down
skillet. I properly washed down skillet (using salt, not soap on the wrought
iron) would seem to be a mitigating factor.
Police could be on the lookout
for a man who smells like bacon and beer, and is pleasantly full.
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