This
morning we introduced you to a new form of drunk: Florida Taco Drunk;
epitomized by passing out in a Taco Bell drive-thru and passing off a taco as
ID. Georgia would not take this lying
down. Like their recent victory in the annual
Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party in Jacksonville, Georgia stepped up, or in the
case, stood up, and did it in true Georgia Style: in a Waffle House parking
lot.
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| Couple who got covered and smothered in Georgia |
First
the disclaimer: I love Waffle House. I
love a double waffle and side of hash browns, covered and smothered. If you don’t
know exactly what that means, you need to get to your local Waffle House, get a
cup of coffee, and double waffle and hash browns. What you don’t need to do is defile the
parking lot of that sacred space.
Rachel
Gossett and Frank Lucas defiled that sacred space. They were caught having sex in the Waffle
House parking lot in Loganville, Georgia. While covered, smothered hash browns
are their own form of aphrodisiac, many Waffle Houses are near motels. The one in Arkadelphia is. The one in North Baton Rouge is attached to a Motel with a night club. Genius. Either the one in Loganville isn’t, or these two thought the bench seat in a pickup was a better move. Gossett and
Lucas got it on in the parking lot.
Alcohol was involved. Waffle
House, or at least every one I have gone to, doesn’t serve alcohol, so they
apparently brought their own. Lucas blew
a .154. Gossett a .216. There wasn’t an
indecency charge, because they were in a pickup truck in the back of the lot,
but someone wasn’t cool with it and called the police. The 5-0 arrived, told the
couple to put their clothes on and laid down the law.
The police report has this crime/comedy gold: "When the female finally got dressed
she attempted to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were a sandal,"
the officer wrote.
Florida came strong with a solo
guy passing out in a Taco Bell drive thru.
Georgia came much stronger with a naked couple getting it in a Waffle
House parking lot: “Waffle House Getting
It On Cheeseburger Drunk.” Your move Florida, or Oklahoma. Managers of Shoney's
beware.
Full story and photo: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/07/sex-waffle-house-cheeseburger_n_4232896.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
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