Tacos can be insanely good. We’re not talking about Taco Bell tacos,
which are good (don’t get me wrong, and don’t sue me, Taco Bell, I’m not
defaming your delicious Doritos Locos Taco ™), but are not insanely good. They are good enough to get drunk over and
offer as I.D, at least in Florida (see prior coverage of new level of Florida taco drunk).
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| Probably not the sword that was used, but probably close |
But, in San Antonio, there is
apparently a taco so good that a man will go all Ninja, or faux-Samuri and
demand the taco when he has no means to pay for its sweet, savory, crunch
deliciousness. KBXT reports that Adam Kramer, a 28 year-old
taco lover ordered several tacos at an unnamed taco restaurant (why won’t you
name the restaurant, KBXT – are you afraid we’ll all go insane over their
tacos), and refused to pay. He didn’t
get haughty and say, no thanks, or do a dine and dash (perhaps he knew that
running on a full stomach of fiery deliciousness would be a bad idea and even
fart-filtering underwear would not save him.
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| Not the tacos at issue, but these look really tasty |
No, Adam Kramer slowy pulled a
sword out of a scabbard and said he wasn’t gonna pay for his sweet, savory
deliciousness. No one was hurt. No one got tacos either. Apparently, the restaurant staff convinced
him to leave sans-tacos (which is surprising).
Perhaps they told him there were the world’s best tacos a mere 3 hours
to the east at Torchy’s. Either way,
Kramer was seen yelling that he either got free tacos or somebody would
die. He drove away. He was arrested the
next day and is now in jail.
He is in jail in San
Antonio. Perhaps they have tacos the
Bexar County lockup and the problem is solved.
We jest. Mental illness is sad. Attempting to steal
tacos with a sword is not sad, it’s scary.
And it’s crazy. Hopefully Kramer gets mental health assistance in jail.
And some tacos for lunch wherever he gets that help.
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