There are a few clear ways to get
onto this blog: (1) be a drunken feral hog doing what drunken feral hogs do:
(2) become an all-star Floridian; (3) attack someone with a sword. We have profiled more of the first two than I
can link up here easily. On the third
count, we have linked to sword wielding robbers who were grabbed by the cojones on the way to failing, and a man who demanded insanely good tacos for free with a samurai sword, while failing.
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| Steven Austin - Sword Hitter Without Tacos |
A man in New Hampshire has introduced
that state to this blog with a sword. WMUR reports that Steven Austin, 34, attacked a
woman with a sword. Police were called
to the scene, where he reportedly had hit the woman in the head with the sword. She had non-life threatening injuries.
That’s all that was reported,
leaving a few questions and assumptions: (1) the sword was either very dull or
he hit her with the butt end, I’m guessing it was a dull replica sword and some
sort of Dungeons & Dragons weekend reenactor sword rather than a replica
samuri sword hung on the wall – the dudes I knew who kept those things kept
them sharp; and (2) there must be no good tacos in New Hampshire if there were none
reported as part of a plot to get tacos as part of this sword-assault. Had this
sword attack occurred in South Texas, tacos surely would have been
involved. New Hampshire is not known for
too much. It is known for being home to
those who want to live free or die. It
is known for being cold. It is not known
for tacos.
If it is going to get back on
this blog on a regular basis and have any chance of competing with Florida, it
is going to have to do some serious stepping up. It could start with getting
some better Tacos. Mix those with the
swords that seem to be prevalent there, and you have the recipe for at least
one more post.
Full, brief story and picture: http://www.wmur.com/news/nh-news/police-man-arrested-after-attacking-woman-with-sword/-/9857858/23562282/-/mrivu5/-/index.html#mid=17376772
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