Proving
once again that meth is a powerful drug, David Ray Noak, III was arrested in
central Texas in the Fayette County Sheriff’s Parking Lot. Noak and a buddy were there to get some stuff
from a buddy who was locked up. They
were hanging out and looking shady. A couple
of deputies approached them, and having probable cause to search, due to his
shadiness, searched Noak.
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| David Ray Noak, III; working on his deadpan |
Yep,
Noak was holding. Then he was wearing
orange.
So
there’s today’s two-part pro-tip: (1) don’t carry meth in the jail parking lot;
and (2) if you’re carrying meth in the jail parking lot, don’t look shady.
Much
in life can be taken care of with a good deadpan. Had Noak and his buddy come to the jail at
the appropriate time to get their stuff, or hell, waited until their buddy got
out, they’d have probably been as fine as a meth-head can be. If they’d come to the jail and kept a deadpan
and looked like they knew what they were doing, there would have been no
probable cause to search them. This really
leads to the third pro-tip of the day: don’t do meth.
Full
story: Houston Chronicle
Photo
credit: (FCSO)
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