Florida Man Refuses Threesome, Gets Stabbed in the Eye

After Oklahoma and Louisiana made a serious run for the title, Florida has come back strong, and I mean strong, in its quest for the title of best represented State on this blog.  First there was the surfing rattlesnake (here).  Then there’s this:

 

Turned down for a threesome, got all stabby

Authorities say that a Vero Beach woman stabbed her boyfriend in the eye when he refused her invitation to join her in a three-way sexcapade.  This wasn’t the wrong kind of three-way which would normally be expected to get a quick rejection and eye stabbing, in Florida or anywhere else. This was theoretically the right kind (from a heterosexual fantasy point of view).

As reported in the Palm Beach Post:

The arrest capped an evening that began Sept. 25 at Shake Your Booty club. Woolfork told investigators that she and a girlfriend partied there and came home to 28th Court in Vero Beach about 4 a.m., according to her arrest report.

She told police that she and her friend began performing oral sex on one another and then Woolfork woke her boyfriend, telling him she wanted him to have sex with them — and he said no.

The boyfriend, whose named is being withheld by authorities, said Woolfork became angry, grabbed a knife and stabbed him in the eye.

He told them he struggled to disarm her and eventually grabbed the knife, hid it under his mattress, ran away and got a ride to the hospital.

Yes, you read that correctly. There is a club in Vero Beach called the Shake Your Booty club. And it is the place where South Florida threesomes apparently begin.  Indian River Medical Center is where they end with stitches for eye-stabbings.

You’ve got to wonder, was he really tired?  Did he know something about the third party which made him not want to party?  Perhaps there will be a trial where these things will be answered. It’s not a surfing rattlesnake, but it’s pretty close.  Florida, you’re back on top for now.

Full story and photo credit: http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/authorities-vero-beach-woman-stabbed-boyfriend-whe/nbKQq/