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Monday, October 7, 2013

Man Burglaries Home, Hangs Out in Woman’s Swim Suit



An Australian woman came home to an odd scene: an old portly man by her pool wearing her one-piece.  The guy had made himself a cup of coffee and was apparently just hanging out.  According to News.com.au, he had come over to return two coats he had stolen from her earlier. For the occasion of giving her back the two previously-stolen coats, he stole the green swimsuit and a religious ceremonial gown from a nearby house. 
 
Spirit Animal of the Accused
In a remarkable understatement, the Constable said, “I think she thought the whole thing was pretty bizarre.”  No word on whether the man suffered from dementia, though some form of mental illness is a given.  Unfortunately, no picture is available, so we’ll just post a picture of the drunken Australian feral hogs from an earlier post.

Full story, without picture: http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/national/qld-man-burgles-home-in-womans-swimsuit/story-e6frfku9-1226732815034

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