I
like big butts probably more than the next man.
Probably not to the level of a Sir-Mix-A-Lot liking big butts. But, still, it’s there. And I understand that there are big butts
that are firm and round and then there is frumpy. And then there is the third kind, the kind
that feels like sand. Who likes a butt that
feels like sand? And, who goes thinks, “I
need a big, round, solid, non-frumpy butt, but don’t have the money now for
true plastic surgery so I’ll go to an unlicensed dude who is doling out
silicone injections out of a La Quinta Inn in Plantation, Florida?
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| Unlicensed butt injector |
Apparently
lots of folks did because Matthew Schultz has been arrested for practicing
medicine without a license, dispensing prescriptions without a license and drug
possession. Apparently his unlicensed
silicone injections hurt. That, or he likes to party.
First
Coast News reports that Schultz was found with 15 bottles of silicone liquid, 47 bottles of lidocaine, syringes, Super
Glue, gloves, needles and $18,000 in a suitcase.
They also say that Police estimate that Schultz was performing
about six unlicensed procedures a day, charging anywhere from $100 to $1,200
for each one.
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| Big-butt aficionado |
That’s a lot of silicone and
lidocaine. I want to ask him some questions.
Is the variation in price based on amount of silicone used, so $100 is
like an extra inch and $1200 is a guaranteed place in King magazine? Is there a quality factor involved? How do you get the word out?
Hat tip to Mike Hawkins for the
link.
Full story here: http://www.firstcoastnews.com/topstories/article/332000/483/Fla-man-accused-of-giving-illegal-butt-injections
Sir Mix-a-Lot here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ImZTwYwCug
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