The AP reported that a group if feral hogs
has invaded suburban Atlanta. Residents are
scared:
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| Feral hog, invading like Sherman |
The authority, who has the best name ever for
an animal control agent (Charlie Killmaster – seriously, the man is named
Killmaster), officially a “deer and feral hog biologist with the Georgia
Department of Natural Resources,” has issued warnings, though perhaps the wrong
ones:
“The
hogs can be dangerous if they are cornered, said Charlie Killmaster…“If they
feel threatened, they can become aggressive, they can bite,” he said.
Killmaster is not advising that any
feral hogs actually be killed, defying his name and frankly his destiny. Charlie
should officially change his name to Charlie Trap-and-Release-Master.
Charlie so-called Killmaster also failed
to mention that the hogs can become aggressive if they become drunk, and that
feral pigs like beer. As reported earlier on this blog, feral hogs in Australia broke
into a campsite, drank all the beer, ransacked the place and attacked cows.
This blog is advising folks in
Atlanta to keep their beer properly stowed. God help us if they find the whiskey.
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