In
a story that reminds us that always put contracts in writing, a Bears fan made
a bet with his wife on Monday night on the outcome of the Bears/Packers game.
If the Bears won, he got to pop her with a stun gun he kept in the semi-trailer
then call home, and which he used on the wife in the bar, during the game when
it was obvious that the Packers were going to lose. Now word on whether it was just after Rogers
went down with the hurt shoulder.
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They
are apparently long/haul truckers. Even
though they live together in a semi, which is about the smallest place outside
Manhattan two people can call home, they texted the bet to each other. Winner
gets to shock the loser. Bears won, he
popped her in the butt and thigh three times.
She
took umbrage and called the cops. Cops
came and checked out the story and he produced the texts. Consent for the
stun-gun pops was found, so the husband was not arrested on those charges. So, in a marriage, it’s all cool for a little
sports-betting S&M between spouses, even apparently when the safe word is
used. Safe word from the wife apparently
being, “I didn’t think he’d do it.”
Husband
lost out and got arrested anyway because he didn’t have a concealed weapon
permit, which is apparently necessary in Wisconsin to have a stun gun in the cab
of your truck.
So
lesson learned is this: (1) if you are going to make a bet to stun-gun your
spouse on the outcome of a football game, put it in writing; (2) don’t make a
bet to stun-gun your spouse on the outcome of a football game, unless you’re
sure –absolutely, positively sure - she’s into that sort of thing; (3) get a
permit for a stun-gun in Wisconsin; (4) don’t make a bet to stun-gun your
spouse if you live in a semi, you’re gonna be sitting next to her for the next
couple of years.
For
Bears fans, the way this rivalry’s been going the last decade or so, he
probably just got over excited.
So,
lesson number 5: if you’re a Bears fan, probably shouldn’t marry a Packers fan,
because when the Bears knock your quarterback out of the game, your Packer fan
might get butt-hurt and call the cops on you when you call in your bet, no
matter what it is.
Full
story: http://www.wiscnews.com/bdc/news/local/article_0c1853b0-84e4-5f07-92df-d415eaaff170.html
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