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Friday, October 18, 2013

Crime and humor in Canada: Penis Shaped Bush Gets Trimmed in Windsor



Canadians are a funny lot.  That is until you point out that “Canadian Bacon” is just ham and Molson is just watered-down Schlitz.  Then, they throw down the hockey gloves they seem to carry around everywhere and want to fight. But, we’re not talking about crappy Canadian beer or pork products here. We are talking about Canadian vandalism, which is hilarious.

Windsor modern art
According to Metro News Canada: Someone took it upon themselves to shape one of the bushes along the riverfront into a rather recognizable, albeit inappropriate shape.

A work crew was “dispatched immediately to circumcise it.”

The Parks Director of Windsor has a sense of humor. He said, “Whoever the individual was is quite talented, to be honest.”

The picture shows an already circumcised shrub.  Perhaps they meant something different. Or, perhaps the shrub was uncut before and parks department trimmed it into an appropriately Abrahamic fold. Perhaps they meant that they cut it down. Either way, it’s funny.  It’s a lot funnier than Canadian bacon or beer. 

Full story: http://metronews.ca/news/windsor/826722/penis-shaped-bush-gets-trimmed-in-windsor/#
See also for story and picture:  http://www.windsorsquare.ca/2013/10/detroit-has-the-big-fist-windsor-has/

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