As
we posted earlier today, Florida is home the guy who outfitted his Tahoe with
red and blue flashing lights and got a fake badge and first pulled over a woman
in a mall parking lot, then pulled over an actual cop in a marked cop car. Not shrewd.
According
to the Orlando Sentinel, it
is also home to Matt Skytta, who wanted a free meal at IHOP in Orlando, and
assumed that cops get free meals at places like IHOP. So, in the manner of all-star Floridians, he
didn’t flash a badge, he flashed an Orlando Police Department insignia patch,
because that looks official.
When
that didn’t work, he pulled down his pants and flashed his butt, because that’s
more official, I guess.
Orlando
Police showed up to the IHOP and found out that Skytta had been coming to the
IHOP for several days demanding free food and claiming he was a police officer.
Either this IHOP has extreme patience or the Orlando Police don’t take this
sort of thing seriously. Apparently when
you either (a) throw down a patch, or (b) drop trou, things get real in
Orlando. I’m thinking it’s (b).
Skytta
then took it up another notch. The Sentinel reports that When police took him
out of the IHOP, Skytta said, "I'm a Green Beret! If I die, Obama
dies!"
He
continued talking, the report said, stating that he knows the police chief, and
that his "retired brothers will help me out."
So, he had to bring the President
into it. He took the crazy up another
notch. Seriuosly, he needs a mental evaluation
and needs some help. IHOP pancakes are
decent. They’re not worth going to jail
over.
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