That
hump, that hump. That lovely lady bump.
There are distractions and there are lookouts. There are lookouts that
create distractions. Then there thieves that
forget that there are security cameras and there is the YouTube Machine where
said security footage can be shown for the world to see (at current count,
131,695 times- well, now 131,696, I couldn’t help myself).
It is
epic. It’s time lapse security video of a Brooklyn woman standing out in front
of an apartment building in a fur coat and jeans twerking like a mad-woman for
an hour. By herself, on a dude, taking a
short break on a bench, on the dude, and by herself again. This is not some skinny little girl ala Miley
Cyrus doing a six second twerk on some oversized dude in a referee suit. This is hard-core exercise-video worthy
twerking.
Then
something happens. The dude comes in and
rips off some packages that are in the building for the contents and the
twerking stops and they flee.
The Gothamist (via The Blaze) reports
that she was a lookout for a package thief and packages were stolen. They have more pictures. They have the epic dance clip. They have
quotes from the residents attesting to the stamina of the twerker. What they don’t have is a quote from the
twerker herself, asking if she knew about the
existence of security cameras, for she is easily spotted on them.
So,
Protip for the day, if you have epic skill and stamina at a noticeable craft,
don’t use it for theft. Use it for an
audition.
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