Florida,
as much as Canada tries to take your title or mock you from north of the
border, it has no chance. Because every
time a Mountie tries to smoke weed on duty and in uniform and gets tased by a
fellow officer and you think, man, the cold gets to those people, there’s
something from Florida that tops it.
There’s this. A quiet night in
Daytona Beach, Florida.
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| Robert Cook: Strippers and blow |
The Daytona Beach News-Journal reports that a
72 year-old patron of the Shark Lounge, Robert Cook, tipped a dancer $8 (which
was half of what she made that night), and she was allegedly so grateful, she
and her boyfriend decided to give him a ride home. Cook, who has epic facial hair and an equally
epic mullet for a 72 year-old that would immediately grant him a Canadian
passport, took the ride with the dancer at 3:30 a.m., and her boyfriend, mar
Lawrence.
Lawrence
had recently gotten out of prison in South Carolina, had a South Carolina
prison ID card as his only form of ID and was driving a stolen car with South
Carolina plates. Not the way to start a
new life, young man. It was unknown how
Angela Miller, the 33 year-old dancer, got hooked up with Lawrence, or how bad
her dancing skills are that she got only $16 in tips for a whole night. That is just sad.
Either
way, the trio got pulled over and it went downhill. Lawrence, the ex-con, gave a false identity
to officers. Cook, the old guy, was “totally
uncooperative and refused to answer most questions” couldn’t explain how he
knew the couple but said “the black guy was driving me home,” according to the
police report.
Then
there were the drugs, which make the story make more sense. Police records show that Lawrence and
Miller, aside from being charged with possession of the stolen car, were
charged with possession of cocaine and paraphernalia. Cook, the old guy, was charged with
possession of meth. Looks like a drug
bender was about to happen or had happened.
Florida,
with your strippers, old guys, mullets, bears, alligator and pythons, Canada
has no chance. They have mounties, mayors and poutine. No chance.
Full
story: http://www.news-journalonline.com/article/20131213/NEWS/131219688/1025?p=1&tc=pg
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