Feral hogs have invaded Brevard
County, outside Orlando, just in time for Halloween. Hide the Halloween
moonshine. According to ABC news, they have been tearing up yards, ripping up
grass and “desecrating sidewalks with their feces.” So, it’s a full-scale invasion.
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| Bring out the Natty Light |
Local law enforcement is not
taking this sitting down. They have hired a professional hog hunter, who
intends to sic his dogs on them. Just in
time for trick-or-treating. Strong move Brevard County. Strong move.
The hog hunter, James Dean, who
may or may not have an interest in packing their delicious meat into breakfast
sausages, had this to say: “There's really no telling how many hogs are out
there," Dean said. "But there's a lot more than those 11 that are
damaging yards." It can be expensive to repair the damage, with costs
sometimes reaching over $1,000."
One way to find out. Bait the
place with beer. Like their Australian brethren, they will come in droves. That will flush them
out. A keg of Natty Light ought to do
the trick.
Jimmy Dean apparently uses "a cooked
mixture of corn, swamp water, sugar and powdered yeast" to lure the hogs in the
pens. Add a little hops and you actually have Natty Light.
Bring it Jimmy Dean. Flush out
the hogs on Halloween. It will be a night the children don’t forget. A night of much sausage in the making,
instead of just the normal, non-meat candy.
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