Any loyal reader of this blog
will know of my hatred of clowns. It is
a hatred bred of fear of those who dress up in costumes, paint their faces,
wear crazy wigs, and occasionally commit mass murder. So, I have a thing against clowns. As does much of the population. There was a time when clowns were used in advertising. (youtube) They look scary as hell.
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| Dominic Deville - Evil Birthday Clown |
Ronald McDonald seems to be the
last holdout, but he’s getting freakier and freakier and seems to be a relic of
success of the corporation that doesn’t want to let their branding go. Let it go.
When I write about clowns, I
inevitably get two sets of emails. From kindred spirits, I get emails with
either virtual high-fives and complaints that I attached pictures. Then there are those who do not fear clowns
(yet – because everyone will eventually have reason to fear clowns)
Now, there is another Joker out of England who is apparently not part of the
clown union because he is pulling some stuff that would get him thrown out in a
hurry. Dominic Deville rents himself out
as an “evil birthday clown” who leaves scary notes for your children, warning
them that they’re being watched and that they’ll soon be attacked. At the end
of a terrifying week, the child will indeed e attacked by Deville, wearing a
scary clown outfit, when he smashed a cake into the child’s face.
Sounds like stalking, terroristic
threats and assault on a minor to me. Perhaps they have different laws in
England. It also sounds like child abuse
by the parents who would order and pay for such a thing. You know a divorce is going to happen. Any parent insane enough to think this is a
good idea is probably not long for their marriage, either. And whoever pulled the trigger for the scary-stalky-assaulting clown, is going to hear about it in family court.
But let’s get back to the clown
himself. What kind of sick bastard thinks it’s funny to stalk children,
terrorize them, then attack them? He needs
to be punched, hard, and not by a kid.
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