I
don’t normally use the term “baby-mama,” except when I’m quoting from a police
report. A South Carolina man, post a
massive tasing from two women, told police that his “baby’s mama” attacked him in her
bedroom. Here’s how it went down for
Rodrick Tucker, 21, of Spartanburg, South Carolina, according to The Smoking Gun, quoting
as they do from awesome police reports:
He got a call from Tabitha Martin, who is the mother to his first
child. He came over and she invited him
into her bedroom, and he thought he was going to get it on. He’s a self-described “Certified Sex Specialist”
according to his Facebook page. For
real. That’s what Tucker lists as his occupation. He was about to go to work.
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| Ladies, get your tasers and whoop some butt |
Then,
once he was lying on Martin’s bed and things were about to get real Courtney
Littlejohn, his “other baby’s mama” entered the bedroom. Perhaps for a Certified Sex Specialist, this
is how things go normally. Perhaps he
has a degree from Velvet’s School of Technology for
that certification. It seems the
certification was only an Associates, and definitely not a masters. He
certainly is not a Doctor of Love, because, once Littlejohn came in, the women
yanked him off the bed and began “repeatedly punching him in the face and head.”
He
escaped the bedroom, but then was “again knocked to the floor.” Littlejohn sat on top of him, and then,
instead of throwing off some romantic verses to settle the women down, the
women started to tase him, repeatedly.
He
got up and then grabbed one of his babies to use as a shield, thinking that if
the women saw the fruits of their love, they might stop the attack. Associates, or perhaps just home-school
degree. Because the women “continued to
swing at him until he finally gave the baby to Ms. Martin” according to the
police report.
He
fled and called the police and explained that the believed that Martin and
Littlejohn were mad at him because he has a new girlfriend. That’s entirely possible. It may be justified. It may justify a sneak-attack tasing. But, ladies, if you get with a man who
advertises himself as a “Certified Sex Specialist” and get pregnant by him, he’s
probably going to continue to ply his trade. I could see Martin being especially
pissed. We don’t know now if Tucker got
his degree before or after he hooked up with Martin. But Littlejohn, when you’re number two, you
gotta figure there is gonna be a number three.
No
word on whether Tucker’s Specialist certificate is going to get revoked.
Full
story, pictures from The Smoking Gun.
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